Beto O’Rourke needs to be subdued in November, if for no other intellect than brought to an end to garbage like this 😛 TAGEND

There … is … another … Beto … sketch. And, I kid you not, there is a convict about him sweating in the first paragraph. https :// t.co/ BXdOUWzT6 9

— David Rutz (@ DavidRutz) August 30, 2018

This is not a drill. Peter Hamby writes 😛 TAGEND

By now you’ve maybe discovered a great deal about Beto O’Rourke and his surprisingly durable objection against Ted Cruz in light cherry-red Texas. You’ve been hearing how he’s saw all 254 Texas provinces in his Toyota Tundra. You’ve investigated videos of him sweating through a button-down shirt at one of his jam-packed town hall. You’ve watched the rangy 45 -year-old congressman skateboard through a Whataburger parking lot in Brownsville. And if you’re following the 2018 midterms, you know that O’Rourke simply trails Cruz by a single digit while moving an unabashedly progressive expedition, stirring Democrats around the country salivate at the prospect of a off-color beckon disintegrating everywhere from Galveston to El Paso.

Hamby goes on to propel his panties at O’Rourke and scream his list. OK , not really. But mostly. Because this is where we’re at now.

“He is likely to be just like Obama …. if we save generating him fluff sketches like this! “

— Stephen Miller (@ redsteeze) August 30, 2018

Sweaty Punk Rock Skateboarder Could Shake Up American Politics

— Jim Treacher (@ jtLOL) August 30, 2018

That will be an actual headline before all this is over.

Not voting until I hear about his glistening pecs.

— Still Cranky (@ StillCrankyAF) August 30, 2018

Ack! Stop!

— Holly Hansen (@ hollyshansen) August 30, 2018

Lord help us

— Elaina Plott (@ elainaplott) August 30, 2018

Editor’s note: Hamby’s Vanity Fair profile of O’Rourke was covered in an earlier pole. You can read it here .

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